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HAPPY SAMHAIN -




INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


REMEMBER - When playing finders keepers, count how many players are in the game




#@*%! -




TOURISTS -


TAGS: oct 22 topic
Rating: 3.94/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:33 am
5 Poodles
Giulio - October 23, 2009, 4:12 am
Great! 5L!
ICEMAN - October 22, 2009, 9:20 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Them snowbirds is mighty tasty.
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 8:50 pm
where did you get this picture? the only one i could find was pixilated


EFFORT -


TAGS: november 22nd topic
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 22, 2009, 7:16 pm
1 word is all that is needed.... OUCH!!!!
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Bravo, Bravo!!! 5 tweezers pulling needles for you Haar!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:26 pm
Ok... the guy wearing what I can only a**ume is a red member's only jacket (ferrari or lamorghini logo, perhaps?) - his frisbee-throwing body english there gets a 5L by itself! Nevertheless, I'll vote only based on the overall poster quality. 5L


FACEPLANT -


TAGS: topic 1000 nothin but love for the face man
Rating: 4.76/5

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lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:21 pm
whew. FATT MATT this is GREAT! Boom Boom Boom 5L
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:42 am
one six pack for the poster Matt Man!! AMSOME!! And makes a FANTASTIC avatar face dude! EPIC AMSOME WIN for all involved!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 4:11 pm
Love it!5 sh**s for u
Airman - April 23, 2010, 3:39 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:30 pm
brilliant! now we now why he's called Faceplant31. 5L


EFFORT -




ICEMAN - The arizona heat has finally gotten to him.


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.15/5

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DESERTION -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: october 8 topic
Rating: 3.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:54 am
Got a cat who is the true definition of this poster!


PLAYBOY -


TAGS: october 15 topic
Rating: 3.31/5

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egal069 - October 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
lmao, the library of congress


FIVE MINUTES -


TAGS: may 14th topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:18 pm
heh heh heh... good rolling giggle.


THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.


TAGS: noah s ark april 1 topic early
Rating: 3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 29, 2010, 8:20 pm
Hasbunmb - For every story there is a bit of truth behind it. And R.S.Jake, that would be a pimp house boat.
R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 12:50 pm
Still would make a pretty sweet house-boat, wouldn't it?
Hasbunmb - March 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
And then someone ELSE had to show you who was the fool when they revealed to you that its a STORY....


DOUGLAS ADAMS -


TAGS: monty python 1974 may topic
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:20 pm
My favorite is still the BBC rendition of Hitchiker's
rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 8:47 pm
I still bring my towel everywhere, even when I'm having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. But I don't panic. Adams was taken from us way too early.
Sean - May 25, 2011, 2:22 pm
You know, I've never actually read THGTTG, and not just because Aggy once told me that THGTTG stands for Two Huge Guys Take Turns Giving.
Haarakkon - May 25, 2011, 1:40 am
When I found out he wrote for the Flying Circus and actually made 2 appearances on the show, he was instantly deified (in this household, anyway).
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:19 am
ten years later, I'm still thanking him for all the fi5h


HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: daily topic
Rating: 4.75/5

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Haarakkon - May 17, 2010, 10:47 am
Thanks, Rerun. Past my bed-time now, though.
rerun - May 17, 2010, 10:45 am

excellent series of motifakes today Haarakkon.


POLITIFAKE -


TAGS: h** topics
Rating: 4.69/5

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GERONTOARRHENPHOBIA -


TAGS: daily topic irrational fear greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2010, 8:40 pm
Nice one Admiral.


RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.


TAGS: rerun topic 1000 preventer of bre*** melanoma
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
What! My order was 100 yards
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
:) hehehehehe
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
ah yes, the ol lotion racing down the back trick, and catching the winner at the finish line. nice
rerun - May 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

I got a restraining order just after you did, I am not allowes within 2500 miles of her


OFF TOPIC -


TAGS: when the same topic is started for the umpeenth time floor it right
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 4:37 am
And if you would have happened to enter my scope's crosshairs with a nice rack, I probably would have popped you with a 130gr boat tail traveling at 2700 fps.
MisterJJ - April 17, 2010, 4:14 am
Wow Iceman... How romantic.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 1:21 am
I know this place. I took my first deer near there.
Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:16 pm
Sometimes it goes down the middle and right into a dead end...5/5
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:07 pm
Beautiful.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:05 pm

instant win


PIEMANS WIFE - Jake and her are "just friends"


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.13/5

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R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 3:05 pm
12 Huh? Nice! Makes a fa--- distant acquintence...proud! Hope he doesn't go bald at 17.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 2:34 pm
Uh-oh!!! 5L
pieman - March 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Now I know why the boys mustache came in at 12 years old. Nice one.


AMERICAN PLAYS - I've always liked the 4-6-3


TAGS: day late on the topic
Rating: 4.09/5

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GreyScorpion - May 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
I got the big "SSShhh" when I yelled for the Rat King to come off the top rope like Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Airman - May 3, 2010, 12:50 pm
that's all I could think of GS. Not a big attender of plays. Was almost kicked out of the Nutcracker one year
GreyScorpion - May 3, 2010, 11:48 am
I tried to make one like this for the Poster challenge, I just couldn't get it to fit. you did though. well done 5L


THE PREVIOUS WEEK -


TAGS: tanky s take on taboo topic two crankyhead
Rating: 3.92/5

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crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
That's cool Cubby, it's just a poo poo joke. =)
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
She ain't a brick house no more. 5L
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 4:40 pm
Sorry,I don't get this one


OPPOSITION -


TAGS: november 12th topic
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:33 am

Not there yet, sadly the Vicodin is not doing crap, which is why I am still awake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 3:28 am
Once you start crushing and snorting your Vicodin.....It's all recreational. Trust me.
rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:24 am

beats me, I am just guessing. Maybe it is the drugs making my mind cloud up (pain med, not recreational). It is a bit of a stretch, but all I can come up with.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
What? Cows don't talk......even if they did, I'm not a cow.....(how many times do I have to say it?)
rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:15 am

Mooooo+, I think he is referring to your name being a**ociated with what the cow is saying here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:48 am
I still don't get it.
agdaniele - November 13, 2009, 2:41 am
Medium rare, please. 5L
spacedog - November 13, 2009, 12:58 am
Ha! Tiananmoo square. Good work Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 12:40 am
I don't get it.
CANADA - November 12, 2009, 8:43 pm
Hey Moo+! are you the Canadian version of the "tank man"?


BEFORE HE LEFT FOR TOC'S HOUSE - Me and Rerun had to have a chat


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bovee - February 12, 2010, 1:11 pm
for that i would have gone with "the mods, always helping each other solve problems"
rerun - February 12, 2010, 1:08 pm

I would have liked to seen that one.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 12:51 pm
when i was looking for a pic i found one of a girl teaching a guy to put a condom on but that was nsfw. still would have been funny.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 12:46 pm

thanks for the talk, TOC is having a lot mor fun now.


REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -


TAGS: november 20th topic
Rating: 3.68/5

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Sean - September 26, 2011, 10:59 pm
You're too good for us, Haar. Have you read The Ghosts of Cannae? An amazing book. No hubcap hibbachis, though ... oooh. Shoulda done a spoiler alert there. Ah well. Too late now.
Roadki11 - November 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Something aboutr this image calls to me....


FOURTH DIMENSION -


TAGS: relative to the oct 23 topic
Rating: 3.63/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:39 pm
I just like the swirly clock. =)
Chopperliscious - October 24, 2009, 7:01 am
Well duh
rerun - October 23, 2009, 10:53 pm

Sorry, I think that has more to do with age
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
So THIS is why I don't wake up with a hard-on anymore :-( . 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2009, 10:43 pm
5 Lions, Quit making me consider my own mortality Haar. It makes me sad.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:10 pm
Yeeeesh. 5L


PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -




FUTILITY -


TAGS: november 4th topic
Rating: 3.48/5

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LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 11:24 am
Do you mean "doable" like her winning? Or that she's just not "doable"? Not that it matters really because either way it works!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:39 am
Feel the thunder
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 12:37 am
They're not even done with the first lap! I know because she'd have to take a nap before a second. 5/5
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 12:01 am
You've got to admit that she is keeping up pretty well for her size.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
Is there a buffet at the finish line?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:15 pm
5.000043 L's
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:15 pm
Before I inevitably put my money on lane 3, is this track downhill?


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: october 12th topic
Rating: 3.36/5

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Haarakkon - October 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks. I was thinking either A) the poster sucked or B)I have a Fan. Checked for a carpet bomber, but Ronsart had a 5/5 after 4.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
Well he did steal my pending reference to the "intensive care unit." Sheesh. (I 5'ed it.)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 4:12 pm
I can't believe someone gave this a one! 5!


GTO BRA -




LOL CATS -


TAGS: october 13 topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 2:47 am
I have, but I prefer the original Viking Kittens video, performing Zepplin's "Immigrants Song"
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:46 am
Not that here's ANYTHING wrong with yer poster here, Harr. *snickers*
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:42 am
Cool. Has anyone seen the flying viking kittens "singing" g** Bar by the Electric Six? Quite moving.


FAITH -


TAGS: november 11 topic
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:35 pm
Heh heh. 5 our fathers, and 5 hail Haars.


MOM - The fruit falls not far From the tree which was its source A sobering thought


TAGS: haiku topic for the day
Rating: 2.58/5

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NymRod - July 20, 2012, 2:11 pm
If stupid were a crime he would be a fist degree felon.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:09 am
She's dead inside.


Gotta ave -


TAGS: tribute to topic in pie lesser foods thread bacon health wants heart waistline
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:01 am
You're welcome 'cern. Much healthier if you broil it to a nice medium rare!
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:52 pm
Thank You, You may of just saved my life. Up yours
MissPriss - April 7, 2016, 3:33 pm
I know right? Past the lips, through the gums, look out stomach gastroenteritis comes! At least I'm dying happy...teehee.
JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 3:26 pm
Yum yum


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